NARANATHISM
The divine term for the synthesized philosophical stance that merges the isolation of SOLIPSISM, the futility of NIHILISM and the indifferent vastness of COSMICISM into a unified worldview. It posits that the only certain REALITY is the individual mind--everything beyond it, including other CHARACTERS and the PLAYSPACE, remains nonsensical and goofy. Said PLAYSPACE, vast and governed by RANDOMNESS, is fundamentally nonsensical to CHARACTER existence, rendering all CHARACTER values, moral systems and pursuits as nothing more than GAMES.
In this dumbass framework, the SELF is both the lone anchor of EXPERIENCE and a drifting PLAYER within a batshit crazy PLAYSPACE where meaning is just a bunch of NONSENSE. As such, the GRIND for truth, purpose, or connection is comparable to that of playing a video game, as the SELF confronts a REALITY that is uncertain, spontaneous and full of surprises.
INSTRUCTIONS
Sup.
Name's Armond Coleman.
Uh, no middle initial.
I'm the creator of this website; serving out a ROLE in service of my CONSCIENCE.
Said CONSCIENCE likes to refer to itself as No Originality, No Originality Whatsoever and/or the "Mad" Narratologist for some odd reason.
As for why that is, I couldn't tell you.
I'm just an NPC.
My CONSCIENCE calls the shots and I just do what I'm willed to do.
Can't think of any reason why I'd question my "boss", but whatever.
Anyhow, as for why this websites exists, allow me to explain.
You've arrived at a MOMENT in time called THE RETROPRESENT, where my CONSCIENCE has been playing a strange, metafictional INTERPRETATION ROLE-PLAYING GAME (iRPG) called THE KAIROSIS.
Think of it as a metafictional version of JUMANJI, but I digress.
What you're EXPERIENCING at present is a WWW representation of THE KAIROSIS; of which, my CONSCIENCE is Currently using to help my biological form reach the AGE of 108.
If I can successfully reach the date of MARCH 5th, 2100 with sound of mind, my CONSCIENCE will summon something EXTRAORDINARY.
However, there is just one slight problem.
At present, an AXIOM and his PROPHET are on an ETERNITY-long QUEST through the 108 LEVELS of the SUBLIME HELL of SCREEN-BASED TECHNOLOGY to VANQUISH my CONSCIENCE.
If I die in the PLAYSPACE before I can biologically turn the AGE of 108, then it means that my CONSCIENCE has been snuffed out by said AXIOM and his Charge.
It is for this reason that my CONSCIENCE compelled me to create this website as a contingency plan, in the event that the latter and my DAIMION meet their ends at the hands of the AXIOM OF SELF-HEROISM.
As for what that PLAN is, well, you'll have to figure that one out for yourself. If you're still reading this and you're CURIOUS to learn more, than read the following carefully:
This is a BROWSER iRPG.
Its rules are as follows:
Using the following webpages that make up this website, piece together the various SCRIPTURE(S) and MOMENT(S) of NARANATHISM into a narrative that makes sense to you.
This genre of storytelling, called REMIX FICTION, is how the practitioners of NARANATHISM both navigate and embrace the absurdity of the PLAYSPACE.
The PLANTS and the ANTS, often considered to be the original NARANATHISTS, employ this form of narrative to help them withstand the forces of RANDOMNESS.
To achieve my goal of reaching the AGE of 108, I must decode, translate and disseminate the many fables and myths of THE KAIROSIS for as long as I can muster.
As I continue to complete more SCRIPTURES and adapting them into MOMENTS, my CONSCIENCE will achieve greater heights of DIVINE MADNESS, thus bringing my CONFIGURATION one step closer to realizing my HIGHEST HIGH.
You're welcome to follow along as I continue to detail these perplexing tales of NONSENSE; all in the hopes of outwitting my METAPHYSICAL pursuers until the ASSIMILATION OF CONFIGURATIONS is complete.
And who knows!
If you stick around long enough, you might become a NARANATHIST yourself, haha.
I digress.
Anyhow, make good small decisions and always keep this last point in mind:
FORTUNE FAVORS THOSE THAT DON'T GIVE UP.
Aight, I'm out!